








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1523 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 253 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 136 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 87 matches | ||
| Faceit | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




58 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7843 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,362 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3969 | 23% |
| Smokes | 4792 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3935 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4666 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,051,638 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1669 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | seviB | 61% | 133 |
| #2 | nasuツ | 58% | 66 |
| #3 | santerin iskä | 57% | 213 |
| #4 | Travis Barker | 53% | 38 |
| #5 | HedelmaPeli | 52% | 148 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | HedelmaPeli | 52% | 148 |
| #6 | JIIPEE | 52% | 405 |
| #7 | Tostakumärepäsen | 48% | 237 |
| #8 | jimib | 45% | 205 |
| #9 | JonttuJT | 41% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | santerin iskä | 66 | 0.0157 |
| #2 | seviB | 20 | 0.0078 |
| #3 | HedelmaPeli | 19 | 0.0066 |
| #4 | Tostakumärepäsen | 17 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | JonttuJT | 16 | 0.0092 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HedelmaPeli | 436 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #2 | jimib | 420 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #3 | santerin iskä | 259 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #4 | JIIPEE | 258 | 0.03 | 5 min |
| #5 | seviB | 236 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | v1hu | +3.79 | 85 | 56 |
| #2 | seviB | +2.78 | 74 | 58 |
| #3 | santerin iskä | +2.40 | 86 | 48 |
| #4 | nasuツ | +1.89 | 80 | 56 |
| #5 | Travis Barker | +1.20 | 65 | 70 |





