








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 218 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1173 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,009 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 562 | 28% |
| Smokes | 146 | 7% |
| HE Grenades | 798 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 503 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $497,755 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 38 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nasuツ | 60% | 15 |
| #2 | HedelmaPeli | 52% | 29 |
| #3 | JonttuJT | 52% | 29 |
| #4 | santerin iskä | 51% | 51 |
| #5 | v1hu | 48% | 237 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | v1hu | 48% | 237 |
| #6 | JIIPEE | 44% | 117 |
| #7 | seviB | 41% | 17 |
| #8 | Mag3 | 36% | 14 |
| #9 | jimib | 33% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | santerin iskä | 24 | 0.0236 |
| #2 | v1hu | 22 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | jimib | 11 | 0.0085 |
| #4 | JonttuJT | 6 | 0.0107 |
| #5 | nasuツ | 5 | 0.0172 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | v1hu | 410 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #2 | jimib | 202 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #3 | JIIPEE | 87 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | HedelmaPeli | 73 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | santerin iskä | 63 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | v1hu | +5.53 | 87 | 55 |
| #2 | nasuツ | +4.92 | 84 | 50 |
| #3 | seviB | +3.39 | 74 | 58 |
| #4 | Mag3 | +2.90 | 93 | 52 |
| #5 | santerin iskä | +2.72 | 86 | 41 |





