








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 202 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Premier | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1410 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,088 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2076 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1643 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1574 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1795 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $540,745 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 411 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | seviB | 59% | 95 |
| #2 | santerin iskä | 56% | 123 |
| #3 | JIIPEE | 53% | 140 |
| #4 | v1hu | 52% | 148 |
| #5 | Tostakumärepäsen | 52% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Tostakumärepäsen | 52% | 29 |
| #6 | Taurine | 46% | 13 |
| #7 | JonttuJT | 44% | 52 |
| #8 | beetlejuice | 35% | 20 |
| #9 | jimib | 23% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | santerin iskä | 32 | 0.0129 |
| #2 | v1hu | 10 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | seviB | 10 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | JonttuJT | 9 | 0.0085 |
| #5 | JIIPEE | 2 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | v1hu | 362 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #2 | seviB | 222 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #3 | santerin iskä | 152 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | JonttuJT | 131 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | JIIPEE | 128 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Taurine | +3.18 | 56 | 75 |
| #2 | santerin iskä | +2.89 | 86 | 51 |
| #3 | v1hu | +2.69 | 80 | 59 |
| #4 | seviB | +2.00 | 74 | 57 |
| #5 | JIIPEE | -0.87 | 61 | 38 |





