








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 519 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 99 matches | ||
| Faceit | 70 matches | ||
| Wingman | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 71 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3706 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,432 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 749 | 10% |
| Smokes | 1343 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 2551 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 2789 | 38% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,750,839 of utility $202 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 505 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | seviB | 60% | 118 |
| #2 | santerin iskä | 57% | 170 |
| #3 | HedelmaPeli | 53% | 140 |
| #4 | Travis Barker | 53% | 38 |
| #5 | nasuツ | 53% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | nasuツ | 53% | 57 |
| #6 | v1hu | 52% | 405 |
| #7 | jimib | 46% | 107 |
| #8 | Tostakumärepäsen | 44% | 117 |
| #9 | JonttuJT | 38% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | santerin iskä | 44 | 0.0129 |
| #2 | v1hu | 34 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | HedelmaPeli | 23 | 0.0082 |
| #4 | seviB | 16 | 0.0068 |
| #5 | JonttuJT | 11 | 0.0079 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | v1hu | 872 | 0.11 | 23 min |
| #2 | HedelmaPeli | 406 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #3 | jimib | 278 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #4 | seviB | 234 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #5 | santerin iskä | 204 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | v1hu | +2.77 | 82 | 59 |
| #2 | seviB | +2.75 | 73 | 58 |
| #3 | nasuツ | +2.32 | 82 | 58 |
| #4 | santerin iskä | +2.10 | 85 | 49 |
| #5 | Travis Barker | +1.20 | 65 | 70 |





