








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 297 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 49 matches | ||
| Faceit | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1329 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,030 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2027 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1149 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1181 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1673 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $754,101 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 689 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Travis Barker | 58% | 33 |
| #2 | nasuツ | 56% | 36 |
| #3 | JIIPEE | 46% | 107 |
| #4 | v1hu | 45% | 205 |
| #5 | santerin iskä | 44% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | JIIPEE | 46% | 107 |
| #4 | v1hu | 45% | 205 |
| #5 | santerin iskä | 44% | 45 |
| #6 | Tostakumärepäsen | 33% | 69 |
| #7 | JonttuJT | 22% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | santerin iskä | 22 | 0.0248 |
| #2 | v1hu | 19 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | Tostakumärepäsen | 6 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | JonttuJT | 5 | 0.0108 |
| #5 | JIIPEE | 3 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | v1hu | 315 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #2 | Travis Barker | 179 | 0.26 | 5 min |
| #3 | nasuツ | 84 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | JIIPEE | 69 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #5 | santerin iskä | 68 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | v1hu | +4.66 | 85 | 53 |
| #2 | santerin iskä | +2.49 | 85 | 40 |
| #3 | nasuツ | +1.92 | 84 | 59 |
| #4 | Travis Barker | +1.42 | 63 | 71 |
| #5 | JIIPEE | -0.70 | 51 | 33 |





