








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 309 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 956 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 98 matches | ||
| Premier | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




140 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7119 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,401 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2382 | 12% |
| Smokes | 4576 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 6626 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 5817 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,633,929 of utility $61 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 127 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rudacless | 53% | 304 |
| #2 | baba tunde | 52% | 488 |
| #3 | Zyphos | 49% | 1010 |
| #4 | Trinko | 47% | 86 |
| #5 | MountainMan | 42% | 289 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rudacless | 53% | 304 |
| #2 | baba tunde | 52% | 488 |
| #3 | Zyphos | 49% | 1010 |
| #4 | Trinko | 47% | 86 |
| #5 | MountainMan | 42% | 289 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | baba tunde | 125 | 0.0131 |
| #2 | Zyphos | 122 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | MountainMan | 56 | 0.0101 |
| #4 | Trinko | 18 | 0.0109 |
| #5 | Rudacless | 5 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zyphos | 1705 | 0.09 | 36 min |
| #2 | baba tunde | 627 | 0.07 | 13 min |
| #3 | MountainMan | 229 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #4 | Rudacless | 134 | 0.02 | 3 min |
| #5 | Trinko | 99 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | baba tunde | +5.30 | 61 | 47 |
| #2 | Zyphos | +2.52 | 54 | 54 |
| #3 | Trinko | +0.78 | 52 | 17 |
| #4 | Rudacless | +0.27 | 32 | 38 |
| #5 | Xaelynn | -2.61 | 25 | 24 |





