








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 78 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 617 matches | ||
| Premier | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




126 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9370 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,339 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8153 | 30% |
| Smokes | 9340 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 6135 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3711 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $701,261 of utility $34 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 284 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | baba tunde | 697 | 0.07 | 15 min |
| #2 | Xaelynn | 320 | 0.02 | 4 min |
| #3 | MountainMan | 207 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #4 | Trinko | 107 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | Rudacless | 73 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | baba tunde | +5.15 | 60 | 47 |
| #2 | Zyphos | +2.39 | 54 | 55 |
| #3 | Trinko | +0.87 | 54 | 18 |
| #4 | Rudacless | -0.11 | 32 | 34 |
| #5 | Xaelynn | -3.47 | 18 | 20 |





