








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 391 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 262 matches | ||
| Premier | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2291 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,519 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 657 | 12% |
| Smokes | 1033 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1707 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2122 | 38% |
Our logs show you have wasted $784,984 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 15 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zyphos | 58% | 215 |
| #2 | baba tunde | 58% | 200 |
| #3 | Xaelynn | 53% | 304 |
| #4 | MountainMan | 46% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zyphos | 58% | 215 |
| #2 | baba tunde | 58% | 200 |
| #3 | Xaelynn | 53% | 304 |
| #4 | MountainMan | 46% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | baba tunde | 27 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | Zyphos | 13 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Xaelynn | 11 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | MountainMan | 7 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | baba tunde | 330 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #2 | Zyphos | 282 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #3 | Xaelynn | 242 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #4 | MountainMan | 38 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | baba tunde | +4.90 | 63 | 50 |
| #2 | Zyphos | +1.71 | 58 | 54 |
| #3 | Rudacless | -0.11 | 31 | 37 |
| #4 | Xaelynn | -2.07 | 34 | 30 |
| #5 | MountainMan | -4.47 | 21 | 29 |





