








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 124 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 391 matches | ||
| Premier | 142 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




139 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7010 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,892 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3366 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2781 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 3868 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3877 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,652,908 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rudacless | 58% | 200 |
| #2 | Zyphos | 54% | 514 |
| #3 | Xaelynn | 52% | 488 |
| #4 | Nihil120 | 51% | 49 |
| #5 | MountainMan | 43% | 181 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rudacless | 58% | 200 |
| #2 | Zyphos | 54% | 514 |
| #3 | Xaelynn | 52% | 488 |
| #4 | Nihil120 | 51% | 49 |
| #5 | MountainMan | 43% | 181 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zyphos | 60 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | Xaelynn | 58 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | MountainMan | 33 | 0.0094 |
| #4 | Rudacless | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zyphos | 957 | 0.09 | 22 min |
| #2 | MountainMan | 190 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #3 | Xaelynn | 157 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| #4 | Rudacless | 61 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #5 | Nihil120 | 37 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | baba tunde | +4.16 | 59 | 46 |
| #2 | Zyphos | +1.71 | 55 | 57 |
| #3 | Rudacless | -0.72 | 34 | 33 |
| #4 | Xaelynn | -3.60 | 17 | 22 |
| #5 | Nihil120 | -3.62 | 43 | 27 |





