








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 564 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 238 matches | ||
| Premier | 196 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3052 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,163 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3306 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2462 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2511 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2884 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,324,652 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 400 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sutory | 54% | 71 |
| #2 | glap ⚜ | 52% | 160 |
| #3 | mad3434 | 52% | 153 |
| #4 | Koko | 51% | 118 |
| #5 | Zekawa | 47% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | glap ⚜ | 52% | 160 |
| #3 | mad3434 | 52% | 153 |
| #4 | Koko | 51% | 118 |
| #5 | Zekawa | 47% | 49 |
| #6 | TQR| Dr.Docteur | 44% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | glap ⚜ | 27 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | mad3434 | 10 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Koko | 10 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | Sutory | 6 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | TQR| Dr.Docteur | 4 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | glap ⚜ | 332 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #2 | Sutory | 233 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #3 | Koko | 228 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #4 | TQR| Dr.Docteur | 199 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #5 | Zekawa | 117 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sutory | +4.97 | 77 | 57 |
| #2 | mad3434 | +1.79 | 71 | 46 |
| #3 | Koko | +1.29 | 60 | 46 |
| #4 | glap ⚜ | +0.84 | 42 | 51 |
| #5 | Zekawa | +0.70 | 34 | 59 |





