








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2018 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 416 matches | ||
| Wingman | 151 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 127 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 160 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




62 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11618 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,537 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2370 | 12% |
| Smokes | 6547 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 5645 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5975 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,163,712 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 273 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sutory | 56% | 307 |
| #2 | glap ⚜ | 54% | 796 |
| #3 | Koko | 53% | 391 |
| #4 | TQR| Dr.Docteur | 53% | 536 |
| #5 | Raptor GOAT breeder [Blaze] | 53% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | glap ⚜ | 1754 | 0.11 | 33 min |
| #2 | TQR| Dr.Docteur | 1506 | 0.14 | 40 min |
| #3 | Sutory | 1050 | 0.17 | 23 min |
| #4 | Koko | 783 | 0.10 | 18 min |
| #5 | Zekawa | 434 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sutory | +2.15 | 77 | 60 |
| #2 | mad3434 | +1.38 | 67 | 39 |
| #3 | Koko | +0.52 | 62 | 50 |
| #4 | glap ⚜ | -0.02 | 46 | 53 |
| #5 | TQR| Dr.Docteur | -0.07 | 47 | 63 |





