








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1121 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 279 matches | ||
| Wingman | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 130 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4051 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,476 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3069 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2105 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 3733 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3569 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,084,358 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 982 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | glap ⚜ | 19 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | TQR| Dr.Docteur | 15 | 0.0074 |
| #3 | mad3434 | 11 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Koko | 8 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Sutory | 7 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Koko | 407 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #2 | Sutory | 313 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #3 | TQR| Dr.Docteur | 294 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #4 | glap ⚜ | 247 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #5 | mad3434 | 125 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sutory | +2.15 | 68 | 64 |
| #2 | mad3434 | +1.98 | 75 | 46 |
| #3 | Koko | +0.87 | 62 | 51 |
| #4 | TQR| Dr.Docteur | +0.03 | 45 | 68 |
| #5 | glap ⚜ | -0.13 | 39 | 59 |





