








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 825 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 185 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 61 matches | ||
| Wingman | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 58 matches | ||
| Faceit | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 115 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




143 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6908 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,391 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8111 | 23% |
| Smokes | 9403 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 7855 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 10022 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,041,405 of utility $55 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1008 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sutory | 57% | 184 |
| #2 | glap ⚜ | 55% | 420 |
| #3 | Koko | 55% | 233 |
| #4 | Zekawa | 54% | 99 |
| #5 | mad3434 | 53% | 536 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | glap ⚜ | 44 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | Sutory | 31 | 0.0083 |
| #3 | mad3434 | 29 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Koko | 10 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Zekawa | 8 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | glap ⚜ | 872 | 0.10 | 16 min |
| #2 | Sutory | 656 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #3 | Koko | 482 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #4 | mad3434 | 211 | 0.02 | 4 min |
| #5 | Zekawa | 186 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sutory | +2.51 | 75 | 59 |
| #2 | mad3434 | +1.48 | 65 | 35 |
| #3 | Koko | +0.28 | 61 | 48 |
| #4 | TQR| Dr.Docteur | +0.06 | 48 | 63 |
| #5 | glap ⚜ | -0.03 | 50 | 54 |





