








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1078 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 282 matches | ||
| Wingman | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6362 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,585 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6006 | 34% |
| Smokes | 4886 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3513 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3180 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,272,574 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 244 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | glap ⚜ | 59% | 223 |
| #2 | Koko | 57% | 123 |
| #3 | TQR| Dr.Docteur | 57% | 184 |
| #4 | mad3434 | 56% | 307 |
| #5 | Thresh | 54% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | glap ⚜ | 37 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | TQR| Dr.Docteur | 30 | 0.0081 |
| #3 | mad3434 | 12 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Koko | 9 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | Thresh | 5 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TQR| Dr.Docteur | 574 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| #2 | glap ⚜ | 525 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #3 | Koko | 255 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #4 | Zekawa | 193 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | mad3434 | 158 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sutory | +2.34 | 75 | 60 |
| #2 | mad3434 | +0.51 | 65 | 40 |
| #3 | Koko | -0.05 | 58 | 46 |
| #4 | TQR| Dr.Docteur | -0.21 | 44 | 66 |
| #5 | Raptor GOAT breeder [Blaze] | -0.56 | 39 | 23 |





