








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 958 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 259 matches | ||
| Premier | 245 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7237 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,231 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5128 | 27% |
| Smokes | 5121 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4335 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4647 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $480,630 of utility $28 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 441 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sutory | 57% | 123 |
| #2 | glap ⚜ | 56% | 334 |
| #3 | TQR| Dr.Docteur | 55% | 233 |
| #4 | Zekawa | 54% | 185 |
| #5 | mad3434 | 53% | 391 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TQR| Dr.Docteur | 34 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | glap ⚜ | 30 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | mad3434 | 9 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Sutory | 9 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | Thresh | 6 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TQR| Dr.Docteur | 695 | 0.15 | 17 min |
| #2 | glap ⚜ | 686 | 0.10 | 13 min |
| #3 | Sutory | 415 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #4 | Zekawa | 344 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #5 | Thresh | 199 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sutory | +3.12 | 77 | 60 |
| #2 | mad3434 | +1.40 | 71 | 41 |
| #3 | Koko | +0.61 | 61 | 46 |
| #4 | glap ⚜ | +0.35 | 49 | 51 |
| #5 | TQR| Dr.Docteur | -0.22 | 46 | 62 |





