








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 54 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 54 matches | ||
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




73 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1533 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,032 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1172 | 39% |
| Smokes | 659 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 689 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 512 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $755,202 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 135 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | raq | 54% | 13 |
| #2 | ShaneG20 | 39% | 41 |
| #3 | ✯Schwifty✯ | 39% | 100 |
| #4 | PixelatedMemory | 37% | 51 |
| #5 | CRSPYTATERTOTz | 36% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✯Schwifty✯ | 25 | 0.0125 |
| #2 | PixelatedMemory | 15 | 0.0151 |
| #3 | ShaneG20 | 10 | 0.0124 |
| #4 | Griff | 9 | 0.0157 |
| #5 | deepfried | 9 | 0.0200 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PixelatedMemory | 158 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #2 | Can_White | 108 | 0.36 | 3 min |
| #3 | deepfried | 96 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #4 | ✯Schwifty✯ | 85 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | RBBaba | 76 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Griff | +5.66 | 75 | 39 |
| #2 | moon | +4.06 | 75 | 45 |
| #3 | [GTech] Epokolipse Clash.gg | +2.76 | 61 | 45 |
| #4 | ✯Schwifty✯ | +1.26 | 65 | 31 |
| #5 | raq | +1.09 | 69 | 42 |





