








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 578 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Premier | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4383 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,309 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1536 | 17% |
| Smokes | 2808 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2736 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2229 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,826,214 of utility $265 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 848 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sn0w | 63% | 62 |
| #2 | Xavah | 58% | 38 |
| #3 | torta | 50% | 32 |
| #4 | Saerl | 47% | 91 |
| #5 | XSaber9298 | 43% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xavah | +3.32 | 80 | 64 |
| #2 | Saerl | +3.14 | 84 | 54 |
| #3 | Sn0w | +2.37 | 53 | 60 |
| #4 | torta | +1.78 | 61 | 52 |
| #5 | [GTech] Epokolipse Clash.gg | +1.41 | 54 | 49 |





