








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 266 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 139 matches | ||
| Faceit | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3301 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,204 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1763 | 28% |
| Smokes | 978 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 1866 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1597 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,121,377 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 35 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PerusPalikka | 60% | 40 |
| #2 | Moroara | 55% | 99 |
| #3 | nipsu | 51% | 107 |
| #4 | Makkaramies | 50% | 131 |
| #5 | Malminkeburulla | 50% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moroara | 63 | 0.0340 |
| #2 | Makkaramies | 48 | 0.0177 |
| #3 | NakuJaakko | 45 | 0.0373 |
| #4 | Malminkeburulla | 39 | 0.0182 |
| #5 | controllerpeek | 37 | 0.0440 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moroara | 762 | 0.41 | 19 min |
| #2 | NakuJaakko | 700 | 0.58 | 11 min |
| #3 | controllerpeek | 553 | 0.66 | 10 min |
| #4 | Makkaramies | 465 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #5 | nipsu | 322 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moroara | +7.88 | 89 | 70 |
| #2 | controllerpeek | +6.01 | 79 | 47 |
| #3 | GOOD_TRY😈 | +4.80 | 70 | 50 |
| #4 | NakuJaakko | +4.17 | 78 | 43 |
| #5 | PerusPalikka | +2.31 | 71 | 52 |





