








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 289 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 67 matches | ||
| Premier | 38 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1674 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,678 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1238 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1042 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1161 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1237 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $642,464 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 873 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PerusPalikka | 56% | 18 |
| #2 | Makkaramies | 54% | 56 |
| #3 | Moroara | 52% | 23 |
| #4 | Joosef (Nasareth) | 51% | 107 |
| #5 | Malminkeburulla | 51% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NakuJaakko | 28 | 0.0409 |
| #2 | Makkaramies | 24 | 0.0213 |
| #3 | Malminkeburulla | 21 | 0.0221 |
| #4 | controllerpeek | 19 | 0.0382 |
| #5 | Moroara | 18 | 0.0423 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NakuJaakko | 369 | 0.54 | 7 min |
| #2 | controllerpeek | 301 | 0.61 | 5 min |
| #3 | Moroara | 227 | 0.53 | 5 min |
| #4 | Makkaramies | 226 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #5 | Joosef (Nasareth) | 205 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moroara | +8.04 | 93 | 60 |
| #2 | controllerpeek | +6.45 | 82 | 49 |
| #3 | NakuJaakko | +4.35 | 80 | 52 |
| #4 | PerusPalikka | +2.11 | 72 | 54 |
| #5 | Makkaramies | +1.28 | 68 | 42 |





