








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 722 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 99 matches | ||
| Premier | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




135 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3466 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,844 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2658 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1394 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 2280 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1512 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $856,754 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 403 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | controllerpeek | 54% | 26 |
| #6 | nipsu | 54% | 56 |
| #7 | Moroara | 53% | 103 |
| #8 | Joosef (Nasareth) | 50% | 131 |
| #9 | NakuJaakko | 35% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moroara | 69 | 0.0343 |
| #2 | Malminkeburulla | 41 | 0.0192 |
| #3 | NakuJaakko | 23 | 0.0442 |
| #4 | Joosef (Nasareth) | 22 | 0.0081 |
| #5 | controllerpeek | 20 | 0.0407 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moroara | 802 | 0.40 | 17 min |
| #2 | NakuJaakko | 290 | 0.56 | 4 min |
| #3 | controllerpeek | 270 | 0.55 | 4 min |
| #4 | Joosef (Nasareth) | 268 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #5 | Malminkeburulla | 170 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moroara | +5.83 | 89 | 67 |
| #2 | controllerpeek | +5.19 | 90 | 53 |
| #3 | Pabal | +3.72 | 76 | 55 |
| #4 | PerusPalikka | +2.77 | 69 | 55 |
| #5 | NakuJaakko | +1.78 | 79 | 39 |





