








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 7 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2234 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,697 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1705 | 30% |
| Smokes | 935 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 1407 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1650 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $280,236 of utility $68 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Grubbulous | 65% | 26 |
| #5 | ✦︎ Lyme ✦ | 65% | 102 |
| #6 | Leodyn | 64% | 22 |
| #7 | MaddHands | 62% | 99 |
| #8 | Frostzky | 44% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✦︎ Lyme ✦ | +4.29 | 86 | 64 |
| #2 | Leodyn | +3.13 | 91 | 43 |
| #3 | Frostzky | +2.07 | 84 | 59 |
| #4 | zylox | +1.46 | 77 | 54 |
| #5 | MilkyDurag | +0.60 | 85 | 54 |





