








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1204 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 559 matches | ||
| Faceit | 230 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 119 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




192 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12788 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 52,597 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 17272 | 33% |
| Smokes | 13462 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 11376 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 10487 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,132,139 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1634 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zylox | 62% | 99 |
| #2 | headshot jake | 59% | 106 |
| #3 | psychopomp | 58% | 319 |
| #4 | Leodyn | 57% | 101 |
| #5 | Toestiir | 55% | 363 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | ✦︎ Lyme ✦ | 54% | 457 |
| #7 | 蓝精灵 | 52% | 103 |
| #8 | BALD-PEEK Leo | 52% | 206 |
| #9 | Clayton | 51% | 149 |
| #10 | hydros1ty | 48% | 141 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✦︎ Lyme ✦ | 81 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | Toestiir | 30 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | Leodyn | 22 | 0.0106 |
| #4 | Clayton | 19 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | hydros1ty | 19 | 0.0064 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✦︎ Lyme ✦ | 1657 | 0.18 | 40 min |
| #2 | Clayton | 1014 | 0.34 | 27 min |
| #3 | psychopomp | 720 | 0.11 | 18 min |
| #4 | hydros1ty | 550 | 0.18 | 15 min |
| #5 | Toestiir | 475 | 0.07 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✦︎ Lyme ✦ | +3.53 | 85 | 65 |
| #2 | Leodyn | +3.06 | 93 | 54 |
| #3 | BALD-PEEK Leo | +2.53 | 84 | 53 |
| #4 | hydros1ty | +1.78 | 79 | 67 |
| #5 | zylox | +1.04 | 75 | 52 |





