








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 565 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 119 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 70 matches | ||
| Faceit | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 98 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6781 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,296 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3643 | 19% |
| Smokes | 4989 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5785 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 4879 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,497,221 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 82 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leodyn | 70% | 46 |
| #2 | psychopomp | 64% | 276 |
| #3 | ✦︎ Lyme ✦ | 63% | 273 |
| #4 | Amish Savant | 62% | 53 |
| #5 | 蓝精灵 | 60% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | smith | 60% | 40 |
| #7 | BALD-PEEK Leo | 58% | 138 |
| #8 | MaddHands | 55% | 363 |
| #9 | akaddict | 48% | 56 |
| #10 | Jake | 40% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✦︎ Lyme ✦ | 58 | 0.0110 |
| #2 | MaddHands | 56 | 0.0078 |
| #3 | Leodyn | 15 | 0.0162 |
| #4 | psychopomp | 14 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | 蓝精灵 | 12 | 0.0110 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MaddHands | 1428 | 0.20 | 37 min |
| #2 | ✦︎ Lyme ✦ | 949 | 0.18 | 22 min |
| #3 | psychopomp | 527 | 0.10 | 14 min |
| #4 | 蓝精灵 | 185 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #5 | BALD-PEEK Leo | 159 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leodyn | +4.01 | 94 | 53 |
| #2 | ✦︎ Lyme ✦ | +3.85 | 85 | 65 |
| #3 | BALD-PEEK Leo | +2.53 | 84 | 51 |
| #4 | Amish Savant | +1.71 | 80 | 76 |
| #5 | 蓝精灵 | +1.41 | 77 | 63 |





