








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 430 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 174 matches | ||
| Faceit | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6212 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,040 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4245 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3586 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2292 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 4917 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,134,670 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 485 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Toestiir | 70% | 46 |
| #2 | Grubbulous | 68% | 63 |
| #3 | Anti | 66% | 137 |
| #4 | niceVIBE | 65% | 97 |
| #5 | MilkyDurag | 65% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | MilkyDurag | 65% | 96 |
| #6 | Twitch.tv/ChrisJoswickGaming | 64% | 61 |
| #7 | heehee | 63% | 71 |
| #8 | ✦︎ Lyme ✦ | 58% | 120 |
| #9 | MaddHands | 57% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✦︎ Lyme ✦ | 16 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | MaddHands | 15 | 0.0072 |
| #3 | Grubbulous | 12 | 0.0098 |
| #4 | MilkyDurag | 10 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | Anti | 8 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | niceVIBE | 687 | 0.33 | 17 min |
| #2 | Anti | 674 | 0.23 | 18 min |
| #3 | ✦︎ Lyme ✦ | 393 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #4 | MaddHands | 365 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #5 | heehee | 185 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leodyn | +2.76 | 91 | 55 |
| #2 | ✦︎ Lyme ✦ | +2.70 | 85 | 62 |
| #3 | Anti | +2.17 | 79 | 74 |
| #4 | heehee | +1.37 | 94 | 57 |
| #5 | niceVIBE | +0.47 | 76 | 61 |





