








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 311 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 149 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 98 matches | ||
| Premier | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3660 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,195 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6206 | 34% |
| Smokes | 4447 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3836 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3706 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,103,357 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1387 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nils | 52% | 185 |
| #2 | 7yly™ | 51% | 39 |
| #3 | N O E L E L E | 50% | 356 |
| #4 | Korppi | 49% | 160 |
| #5 | Eepi | 49% | 144 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N O E L E L E | 30 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | Korppi | 10 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Nils | 6 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Eepi | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Vetsu | 5 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N O E L E L E | 1345 | 0.18 | 36 min |
| #2 | Eepi | 628 | 0.21 | 16 min |
| #3 | Korppi | 491 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #4 | Vetsu | 312 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #5 | Nils | 214 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vetsu | +4.23 | 93 | 61 |
| #2 | Purkka Marko jr. | +1.30 | 72 | 77 |
| #3 | N O E L E L E | +0.81 | 61 | 67 |
| #4 | Eepi | +0.17 | 71 | 65 |
| #5 | 7yly™ | -0.16 | 54 | 53 |





