








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 768 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 666 matches | ||
| Wingman | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 145 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10178 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,838 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6670 | 17% |
| Smokes | 9763 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 10164 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 12241 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,070,447 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 51 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cocaine Decisions | 20 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Hasserfülltes Verhalten | 17 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Lady_dark* | 15 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | FrenZy | 14 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | carryme | 12 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ProstoVisq | 737 | 0.14 | 17 min |
| #2 | FrenZy | 620 | 0.15 | 15 min |
| #3 | Lady_dark* | 600 | 0.11 | 18 min |
| #4 | carryme | 584 | 0.07 | 12 min |
| #5 | Cocaine Decisions | 581 | 0.05 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FrenZy | +4.48 | 91 | 65 |
| #2 | sukune | +3.11 | 90 | 65 |
| #3 | ProstoVisq | +2.64 | 73 | 55 |
| #4 | Hasserfülltes Verhalten | +2.53 | 78 | 50 |
| #5 | F[A]ll3n[A]nG3L | +2.11 | 75 | 49 |





