








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1097 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 284 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5453 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,074 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1985 | 16% |
| Smokes | 3984 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 3919 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2186 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,127,416 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 398 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | AthenA 死鬼 | 53% | 405 |
| #8 | carryme | 52% | 363 |
| #9 | Lady_dark* | 51% | 59 |
| #10 | aLLex | 50% | 26 |
| #11 | vamiN | 39% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AthenA 死鬼 | 25 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | FrenZy | 13 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | carryme | 11 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Cocaine Decisions | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | sukune | 6 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AthenA 死鬼 | 878 | 0.10 | 20 min |
| #2 | carryme | 585 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| #3 | FrenZy | 454 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #4 | ProstoVisq | 401 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #5 | Cocaine Decisions | 276 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FrenZy | +3.82 | 89 | 67 |
| #2 | sukune | +3.17 | 89 | 69 |
| #3 | Hasserfülltes Verhalten | +2.53 | 78 | 50 |
| #4 | ProstoVisq | +2.31 | 69 | 52 |
| #5 | F[A]ll3n[A]nG3L | +1.49 | 71 | 47 |





