








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 307 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 155 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2657 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,021 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3191 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3753 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3045 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3032 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $974,328 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 216 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FrenZy | 62% | 37 |
| #2 | Folen | 57% | 23 |
| #3 | F[A]ll3n[A]nG3L | 55% | 29 |
| #4 | MAG_ILIQN | 55% | 20 |
| #5 | Hasserfülltes Verhalten | 51% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | carryme | 47% | 59 |
| #11 | sukune | 47% | 19 |
| #12 | vamiN | 45% | 22 |
| #13 | Cocaine Decisions | 44% | 94 |
| #14 | ProstoVisq | 41% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AthenA 死鬼 | 14 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | ProstoVisq | 5 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | Hasserfülltes Verhalten | 4 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | Cocaine Decisions | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | FrenZy | 2 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AthenA 死鬼 | 452 | 0.08 | 11 min |
| #2 | ProstoVisq | 167 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | FrenZy | 101 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | carryme | 76 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | Cocaine Decisions | 70 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FrenZy | +4.22 | 90 | 63 |
| #2 | F[A]ll3n[A]nG3L | +3.48 | 75 | 47 |
| #3 | ProstoVisq | +3.02 | 71 | 55 |
| #4 | Hasserfülltes Verhalten | +2.81 | 75 | 50 |
| #5 | Folen | +2.22 | 63 | 52 |





