








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1592 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,074 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 697 | 23% |
| Smokes | 931 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 598 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 848 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $589,836 of utility $239 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 668 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K4pix︻芫 ——— | 61% | 33 |
| #2 | チNoVaツ | 60% | 15 |
| #3 | ktffs(2hollis lover) CSGOSKINS | 55% | 22 |
| #4 | 76561198998282869 | 45% | 73 |
| #5 | Scooby Jew | 43% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ktffs(2hollis lover) CSGOSKINS | 55% | 22 |
| #4 | 76561198998282869 | 45% | 73 |
| #5 | Scooby Jew | 43% | 75 |
| #6 | 76561198797860395 | 40% | 20 |
| #7 | Sperminho skins.army | 38% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sperminho skins.army | 41 | 0.0341 |
| #2 | Scooby Jew | 35 | 0.0254 |
| #3 | 76561198998282869 | 28 | 0.0204 |
| #4 | 76561198797860395 | 16 | 0.0441 |
| #5 | K4pix︻芫 ——— | 15 | 0.0233 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 76561198998282869 | 227 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #2 | Sperminho skins.army | 185 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | ktffs(2hollis lover) CSGOSKINS | 139 | 0.30 | 3 min |
| #4 | Scooby Jew | 94 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | 76561198797860395 | 42 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | . aceton | +3.92 | 91 | 46 |
| #2 | 76561198797860395 | +2.06 | 87 | 47 |
| #3 | チNoVaツ | +1.84 | 66 | 26 |
| #4 | K4pix︻芫 ——— | +1.81 | 65 | 38 |
| #5 | ktffs(2hollis lover) CSGOSKINS | +0.97 | 66 | 56 |





