








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 587 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 177 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 134 matches | ||
| Premier | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




105 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4382 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,977 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1496 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1298 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 2796 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 2387 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,427,544 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5350 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | acex | 64% | 80 |
| #2 | Sperminho skins.army | 49% | 402 |
| #3 | 76561198998282869 | 48% | 390 |
| #4 | 76561198797860395 | 43% | 58 |
| #5 | . aceton | 43% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | acex | 64% | 80 |
| #2 | Sperminho skins.army | 49% | 402 |
| #3 | 76561198998282869 | 48% | 390 |
| #4 | 76561198797860395 | 43% | 58 |
| #5 | . aceton | 43% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sperminho skins.army | 128 | 0.0178 |
| #2 | 76561198998282869 | 112 | 0.0161 |
| #3 | 76561198797860395 | 41 | 0.0393 |
| #4 | . aceton | 33 | 0.0240 |
| #5 | acex | 28 | 0.0192 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 76561198998282869 | 1091 | 0.16 | 19 min |
| #2 | Sperminho skins.army | 968 | 0.13 | 18 min |
| #3 | acex | 213 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | . aceton | 166 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | 76561198797860395 | 118 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | acex | +6.86 | 77 | 47 |
| #2 | . aceton | +6.58 | 93 | 43 |
| #3 | 76561198797860395 | +3.78 | 88 | 35 |
| #4 | Scooby Jew | +1.80 | 56 | 41 |
| #5 | 76561198998282869 | -0.98 | 38 | 38 |





