








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 416 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 141 matches | ||
| Wingman | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2842 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,233 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4567 | 45% |
| Smokes | 1836 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 1279 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 2551 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $851,035 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1451 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | チNoVaツ | 61% | 115 |
| #2 | acex | 57% | 37 |
| #3 | K4pix︻芫 ——— | 56% | 233 |
| #4 | . aceton | 55% | 22 |
| #5 | Mudi_Bary | 55% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | K4pix︻芫 ——— | 56% | 233 |
| #4 | . aceton | 55% | 22 |
| #5 | Mudi_Bary | 55% | 33 |
| #6 | S3Ñ0R V4C~~ | 52% | 62 |
| #7 | Gr1zZz | 44% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K4pix︻芫 ——— | 60 | 0.0135 |
| #2 | Mudi_Bary | 25 | 0.0397 |
| #3 | チNoVaツ | 18 | 0.0076 |
| #4 | S3Ñ0R V4C~~ | 13 | 0.0105 |
| #5 | . aceton | 12 | 0.0259 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K4pix︻芫 ——— | 333 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #2 | S3Ñ0R V4C~~ | 277 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #3 | チNoVaツ | 182 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | Gr1zZz | 109 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | Mudi_Bary | 106 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K4pix︻芫 ——— | +2.21 | 66 | 43 |
| #2 | Mudi_Bary | +1.67 | 77 | 36 |
| #3 | ktffs(2hollis lover) CSGOSKINS | +1.16 | 63 | 55 |
| #4 | acex | +0.84 | 74 | 48 |
| #5 | . aceton | +0.55 | 82 | 50 |





