








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 491 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 280 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 149 matches | ||
| Premier | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




148 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3502 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,320 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3868 | 42% |
| Smokes | 2331 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1712 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1409 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,311,139 of utility $217 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6121 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | acex | 65% | 66 |
| #2 | Scooby Jew | 49% | 402 |
| #3 | 76561198998282869 | 48% | 280 |
| #4 | 76561198797860395 | 42% | 66 |
| #5 | . aceton | 38% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | acex | 65% | 66 |
| #2 | Scooby Jew | 49% | 402 |
| #3 | 76561198998282869 | 48% | 280 |
| #4 | 76561198797860395 | 42% | 66 |
| #5 | . aceton | 38% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 76561198998282869 | 98 | 0.0185 |
| #2 | Scooby Jew | 97 | 0.0135 |
| #3 | 76561198797860395 | 40 | 0.0351 |
| #4 | . aceton | 30 | 0.0248 |
| #5 | acex | 27 | 0.0218 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 76561198998282869 | 910 | 0.17 | 16 min |
| #2 | Scooby Jew | 414 | 0.06 | 10 min |
| #3 | acex | 185 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | . aceton | 150 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | 76561198797860395 | 109 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | acex | +6.95 | 76 | 47 |
| #2 | . aceton | +6.50 | 93 | 45 |
| #3 | 76561198797860395 | +4.75 | 88 | 37 |
| #4 | Scooby Jew | +2.06 | 55 | 42 |
| #5 | 76561198998282869 | -1.20 | 37 | 38 |





