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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 510 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 182 matches | ||
| Wingman | 167 matches | ||
| Premier | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




129 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4344 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,249 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4651 | 45% |
| Smokes | 2439 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2217 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 942 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $875,037 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7342 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sperminho skins.army | 109 | 0.0206 |
| #2 | Scooby Jew | 96 | 0.0138 |
| #3 | 76561198797860395 | 31 | 0.0437 |
| #4 | . aceton | 28 | 0.0204 |
| #5 | acex | 25 | 0.0214 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sperminho skins.army | 798 | 0.15 | 15 min |
| #2 | Scooby Jew | 396 | 0.06 | 9 min |
| #3 | acex | 177 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | . aceton | 166 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | 76561198797860395 | 80 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | acex | +7.03 | 76 | 48 |
| #2 | . aceton | +6.30 | 93 | 44 |
| #3 | 76561198797860395 | +4.33 | 88 | 43 |
| #4 | Scooby Jew | +1.70 | 54 | 41 |
| #5 | 76561198998282869 | -0.54 | 41 | 39 |





