








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 77 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 267 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1840 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,697 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1616 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1027 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 869 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 2185 | 38% |
Our logs show you have wasted $105,635 of utility $11 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 137 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kkorrner isännyys | 43% | 61 |
| #2 | Ringthaw | 41% | 250 |
| #3 | Crashys | 39% | 245 |
| #4 | Verne | 38% | 39 |
| #5 | Matchubaka | 37% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Crashys | 39% | 245 |
| #4 | Verne | 38% | 39 |
| #5 | Matchubaka | 37% | 92 |
| #6 | fifi | 33% | 39 |
| #7 | Rottenmelon- | 20% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crashys | 15 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | Ringthaw | 12 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Matchubaka | 7 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | kkorrner isännyys | 4 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | Verne | 4 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ringthaw | 1193 | 0.24 | 24 min |
| #2 | Crashys | 333 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #3 | fifi | 169 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #4 | Matchubaka | 138 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | kkorrner isännyys | 85 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Matchubaka | +6.05 | 75 | 53 |
| #2 | Ringthaw | +5.59 | 84 | 51 |
| #3 | Crashys | +1.89 | 56 | 42 |
| #4 | Verne | +1.63 | 70 | 41 |
| #5 | kkorrner isännyys | +0.23 | 40 | 36 |





