








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 30 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 77 matches | ||
| Premier | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1023 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,944 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 876 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1180 | 40% |
| HE Grenades | 110 | 4% |
| Molotovs | 778 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $115,342 of utility $46 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 49 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✝Caroline✝ | 44% | 9 |
| #2 | shakeera_24 | 43% | 61 |
| #3 | Crashys | 42% | 26 |
| #4 | Ringthaw | 40% | 40 |
| #5 | fifi | 33% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✝Caroline✝ | 44% | 9 |
| #2 | shakeera_24 | 43% | 61 |
| #3 | Crashys | 42% | 26 |
| #4 | Ringthaw | 40% | 40 |
| #5 | fifi | 33% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ringthaw | 188 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #2 | fifi | 67 | 0.30 | 1 min |
| #3 | Crashys | 65 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | shakeera_24 | 59 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | ✝Caroline✝ | 21 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ringthaw | +5.88 | 87 | 54 |
| #2 | Crashys | +1.56 | 49 | 43 |
| #3 | kkorrner isännyys | -0.79 | 31 | 39 |
| #4 | ✝Caroline✝ | -2.39 | 35 | 50 |
| #5 | fifi | -4.34 | 36 | 29 |





