








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1187 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 150 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 96 matches | ||
| Premier | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 83 matches | ||
| Wingman | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




67 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12421 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 36,808 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14046 | 38% |
| Smokes | 10836 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 7226 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4700 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,881,886 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 843 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TzTok-Jad | 61% | 161 |
| #2 | Cloud-8 Faker | 60% | 63 |
| #3 | Verne | 59% | 221 |
| #4 | Skargahk | 56% | 59 |
| #5 | Crashys | 51% | 714 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Crashys | 51% | 714 |
| #6 | fifi | 51% | 178 |
| #7 | FatalHD | 49% | 92 |
| #8 | Rottenmelon- | 43% | 146 |
| #9 | shakeera_24 | 41% | 250 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crashys | 55 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | Verne | 43 | 0.0100 |
| #3 | TzTok-Jad | 39 | 0.0129 |
| #4 | Cloud-8 Faker | 30 | 0.0249 |
| #5 | fifi | 7 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crashys | 965 | 0.07 | 21 min |
| #2 | fifi | 733 | 0.21 | 12 min |
| #3 | Verne | 195 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #4 | shakeera_24 | 161 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #5 | Skargahk | 158 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ringthaw | +3.83 | 84 | 52 |
| #2 | Cloud-8 Faker | +2.80 | 61 | 48 |
| #3 | Verne | +2.22 | 71 | 45 |
| #4 | TzTok-Jad | +1.39 | 67 | 40 |
| #5 | Crashys | +0.87 | 57 | 44 |





