








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 571 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 145 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 144 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 118 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 73 matches | ||
| Premier | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




87 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8481 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,816 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4734 | 21% |
| Smokes | 5904 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 6890 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 5288 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,468,626 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 84 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TzTok-Jad | 64% | 70 |
| #2 | Verne | 58% | 269 |
| #3 | Ringthaw | 51% | 714 |
| #4 | fifi | 50% | 270 |
| #5 | Rottenmelon- | 40% | 98 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Verne | 58% | 269 |
| #3 | Ringthaw | 51% | 714 |
| #4 | fifi | 50% | 270 |
| #5 | Rottenmelon- | 40% | 98 |
| #6 | shakeera_24 | 39% | 245 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ringthaw | 42 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Verne | 37 | 0.0072 |
| #3 | TzTok-Jad | 13 | 0.0098 |
| #4 | fifi | 9 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Rottenmelon- | 4 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ringthaw | 2948 | 0.21 | 64 min |
| #2 | fifi | 1102 | 0.21 | 19 min |
| #3 | Verne | 233 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #4 | shakeera_24 | 179 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #5 | TzTok-Jad | 40 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ringthaw | +3.86 | 83 | 53 |
| #2 | Verne | +2.57 | 71 | 43 |
| #3 | TzTok-Jad | +1.84 | 64 | 42 |
| #4 | Crashys | +1.58 | 59 | 45 |
| #5 | fifi | -4.12 | 19 | 50 |





