








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 107 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1410 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,135 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5409 | 41% |
| Smokes | 4115 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2929 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 682 | 5% |
Our logs show you have wasted $480,076 of utility $61 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Verne | 59% | 96 |
| #2 | TzTok-Jad | 53% | 38 |
| #3 | Ringthaw | 51% | 178 |
| #4 | Crashys | 50% | 270 |
| #5 | shakeera_24 | 33% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Verne | 59% | 96 |
| #2 | TzTok-Jad | 53% | 38 |
| #3 | Ringthaw | 51% | 178 |
| #4 | Crashys | 50% | 270 |
| #5 | shakeera_24 | 33% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crashys | 31 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | Ringthaw | 14 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Verne | 13 | 0.0071 |
| #4 | TzTok-Jad | 2 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ringthaw | 704 | 0.20 | 14 min |
| #2 | Crashys | 317 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #3 | Verne | 89 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | shakeera_24 | 31 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | TzTok-Jad | 27 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ringthaw | +4.48 | 82 | 51 |
| #2 | Verne | +3.22 | 78 | 45 |
| #3 | Crashys | +2.65 | 62 | 47 |
| #4 | TzTok-Jad | +1.33 | 59 | 41 |
| #5 | fifi | -3.49 | 19 | 51 |





