








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 9 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1304 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,767 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1034 | 27% |
| Smokes | 935 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1047 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 751 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $411,984 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 138 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rottenmelon- | 39% | 18 |
| #2 | TzTok-Jad | 38% | 24 |
| #3 | shakeera_24 | 37% | 92 |
| #4 | Ringthaw | 35% | 52 |
| #5 | Shakeera24 | 32% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rottenmelon- | 39% | 18 |
| #2 | TzTok-Jad | 38% | 24 |
| #3 | shakeera_24 | 37% | 92 |
| #4 | Ringthaw | 35% | 52 |
| #5 | Shakeera24 | 32% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ringthaw | 6 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | TzTok-Jad | 3 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | shakeera_24 | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Rottenmelon- | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ringthaw | 193 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #2 | shakeera_24 | 76 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | Rottenmelon- | 44 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | TzTok-Jad | 33 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Shakeera24 | 10 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ringthaw | +3.24 | 82 | 49 |
| #2 | Matchubaka | +2.53 | 65 | 52 |
| #3 | TzTok-Jad | -0.00 | 63 | 43 |
| #4 | Rottenmelon- | -2.21 | 62 | 32 |
| #5 | shakeera_24 | -5.93 | 28 | 32 |





