








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 114 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
957 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 848 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 102 | 12% |
| Smokes | 274 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 334 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 138 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $85,451 of utility $19 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 16 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Drill_In_Wall | 56% | 18 |
| #2 | Lars | 40% | 128 |
| #3 | Serafin | 37% | 54 |
| #4 | Flo | 36% | 139 |
| #5 | julo | 35% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Flo | 36% | 139 |
| #5 | julo | 35% | 97 |
| #6 | Flosul | 30% | 30 |
| #7 | Silas | 28% | 32 |
| #8 | Uncreativ5 | 8% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flo | 76 | 0.0264 |
| #2 | Lars | 15 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | Drill_In_Wall | 14 | 0.0440 |
| #4 | julo | 9 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | Silas | 7 | 0.0110 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flo | 118 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #2 | Lars | 95 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #3 | julo | 71 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | Silas | 39 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | Flosul | 29 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flo | +4.27 | 87 | 38 |
| #2 | Drill_In_Wall | +3.14 | 85 | 42 |
| #3 | Lars | +1.20 | 52 | 40 |
| #4 | Serafin | -0.05 | 44 | 21 |
| #5 | Silas | -1.10 | 63 | 49 |





