








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 156 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
1289 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,765 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 61 | 3% |
| Smokes | 794 | 45% |
| HE Grenades | 577 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 333 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $307,657 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 36 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | silas | 63% | 8 |
| #2 | Drill_In_Wall | 61% | 18 |
| #3 | julo | 53% | 57 |
| #4 | Flosul | 44% | 25 |
| #5 | Silas | 39% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Flosul | 44% | 25 |
| #5 | Silas | 39% | 44 |
| #6 | Flo | 38% | 102 |
| #7 | pay pander | 37% | 54 |
| #8 | Lars | 36% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flo | 52 | 0.0263 |
| #2 | pay pander | 14 | 0.0128 |
| #3 | Drill_In_Wall | 14 | 0.0423 |
| #4 | julo | 9 | 0.0087 |
| #5 | Silas | 6 | 0.0078 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flo | 83 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #2 | Lars | 48 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #3 | Silas | 44 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | Flosul | 30 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | silas | 17 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | silas | +5.57 | 64 | 42 |
| #2 | Drill_In_Wall | +3.32 | 83 | 52 |
| #3 | Flo | +2.84 | 87 | 39 |
| #4 | Serafin | +0.21 | 41 | 22 |
| #5 | Lars | -0.06 | 56 | 47 |





