








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 350 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 76 matches | ||
| Premier | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




160 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3552 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,932 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1069 | 27% |
| Smokes | 478 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 972 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1413 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,290,537 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 41 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | LittleBeasty | 47% | 150 |
| #3 | Sneker :| | 46% | 363 |
| #4 | BigPapaPual | 45% | 403 |
| #5 | HammerCock | 42% | 393 |
| #6 | Bahoonda | 35% | 124 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BigPapaPual | 113 | 0.0141 |
| #2 | Sneker :| | 96 | 0.0134 |
| #3 | HammerCock | 37 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | LittleBeasty | 28 | 0.0092 |
| #5 | Bahoonda | 28 | 0.0112 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sneker :| | 1401 | 0.20 | 31 min |
| #2 | HammerCock | 773 | 0.10 | 16 min |
| #3 | BigPapaPual | 691 | 0.09 | 12 min |
| #4 | LittleBeasty | 351 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #5 | Bahoonda | 316 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sneker :| | +3.42 | 49 | 60 |
| #2 | LittleBeasty | +1.93 | 67 | 61 |
| #3 | STR0NKB0NK | -0.60 | 42 | 29 |
| #4 | HammerCock | -0.80 | 20 | 53 |
| #5 | BigPapaPual | -0.87 | 42 | 37 |





