








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 288 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 165 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 90 matches | ||
| Premier | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 72 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




61 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4861 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,272 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5125 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3907 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 8783 | 43% |
| Molotovs | 2457 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,862,895 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 831 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BigPapaPual | 46% | 501 |
| #2 | Sneker :| | 46% | 371 |
| #3 | LittleBeasty | 44% | 133 |
| #4 | STR0NKB0NK | 42% | 393 |
| #5 | Bahoonda | 34% | 131 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BigPapaPual | 46% | 501 |
| #2 | Sneker :| | 46% | 371 |
| #3 | LittleBeasty | 44% | 133 |
| #4 | STR0NKB0NK | 42% | 393 |
| #5 | Bahoonda | 34% | 131 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | STR0NKB0NK | 120 | 0.0151 |
| #2 | BigPapaPual | 113 | 0.0112 |
| #3 | Sneker :| | 86 | 0.0115 |
| #4 | Bahoonda | 33 | 0.0122 |
| #5 | LittleBeasty | 21 | 0.0078 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sneker :| | 1429 | 0.19 | 32 min |
| #2 | BigPapaPual | 794 | 0.08 | 14 min |
| #3 | Bahoonda | 339 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #4 | LittleBeasty | 296 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #5 | STR0NKB0NK | 247 | 0.03 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sneker :| | +3.82 | 52 | 60 |
| #2 | LittleBeasty | +2.39 | 67 | 61 |
| #3 | HammerCock | -0.60 | 21 | 52 |
| #4 | STR0NKB0NK | -0.62 | 44 | 28 |
| #5 | BigPapaPual | -0.80 | 42 | 36 |





