








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 144 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
204 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 767 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 382 | 50% |
| Smokes | 19 | 2% |
| HE Grenades | 246 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 120 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $107,950 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Serafin | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | julo | 34% | 59 |
| #3 | Flo | 31% | 13 |
| #4 | Flosul | 29% | 7 |
| #5 | Lars | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | julo | 34% | 59 |
| #3 | Flo | 31% | 13 |
| #4 | Flosul | 29% | 7 |
| #5 | Lars | 25% | 4 |
| #6 | pay pander | 8% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flo | 6 | 0.0229 |
| #2 | julo | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | pay pander | 1 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | Lars | 1 | 0.0118 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | julo | 16 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #2 | Flo | 13 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #3 | pay pander | 4 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #4 | Lars | 3 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | Flosul | 2 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flo | +5.62 | 81 | 49 |
| #2 | Serafin | +1.67 | 42 | 9 |
| #3 | julo | +1.44 | 21 | 20 |
| #4 | Lars | +1.41 | 44 | 15 |
| #5 | Flosul | -3.70 | 6 | 10 |





