








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1907 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 520 matches | ||
| Faceit | 148 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 119 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Esplay | 20 matches | 1,954 | |
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 138 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




63 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14503 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 36,620 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5354 | 15% |
| Smokes | 9732 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 10380 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 11154 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,047,714 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 265 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nani | 53% | 150 |
| #2 | Tukezu | 53% | 231 |
| #3 | Mansikka | 51% | 104 |
| #4 | Turvakypärä Samuel | 49% | 276 |
| #5 | Cubens!x | 47% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Sakarikaulaote | 46% | 190 |
| #7 | uolevi | 44% | 250 |
| #8 | Cobb | 42% | 83 |
| #9 | Jsnap | 39% | 66 |
| #10 | Bruce Silvio | 37% | 126 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | uolevi | 31 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | Turvakypärä Samuel | 16 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Tukezu | 8 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Cubens!x | 5 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | Sakarikaulaote | 4 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nani | 787 | 0.25 | 24 min |
| #2 | Turvakypärä Samuel | 461 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| #3 | Tukezu | 399 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #4 | Sakarikaulaote | 363 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #5 | Bruce Silvio | 323 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿ | +2.91 | 78 | 58 |
| #2 | Turvakypärä Samuel | +0.24 | 61 | 67 |
| #3 | Nani | -0.12 | 58 | 71 |
| #4 | Tukezu | -0.82 | 61 | 59 |
| #5 | Cubens!x | -0.82 | 56 | 70 |





