








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1174 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 449 matches | ||
| Faceit | 88 matches | ||
| Esplay | 25 matches | 1,555 | |
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 111 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7055 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,319 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5488 | 23% |
| Smokes | 5910 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 7383 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 5538 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,089,244 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 120 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Turvakypärä Samuel | 45% | 55 |
| #9 | Sakarikaulaote | 43% | 65 |
| #10 | zaz88 | 43% | 35 |
| #11 | Tukezu | 43% | 77 |
| #12 | ♿ | 37% | 126 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jsnap | 11 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Cubens!x | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Lost_Kidney | 6 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | ♿ | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | jyrkitor | 3 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cubens!x | 605 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #2 | Lost_Kidney | 398 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #3 | Jsnap | 368 | 0.07 | 12 min |
| #4 | Tukezu | 181 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #5 | ♿ | 177 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿ | +1.88 | 74 | 62 |
| #2 | Turvakypärä Samuel | +1.66 | 59 | 72 |
| #3 | Lost_Kidney | +1.28 | 73 | 82 |
| #4 | Cubens!x | +1.01 | 60 | 71 |
| #5 | jyrkitor | +0.89 | 63 | 64 |





