








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 305 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 57 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1380 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,455 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1212 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1263 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1414 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1566 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $715,311 of utility $195 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 246 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | modiiBUYDOGGO | 52% | 31 |
| #2 | SPETSNAZ | 47% | 36 |
| #3 | M@XWELL | 47% | 15 |
| #4 | GC | 47% | 60 |
| #5 | Animus | 44% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | InderDace | 33% | 12 |
| #10 | Zulmi_Sajan | 31% | 13 |
| #11 | Rambro | 23% | 26 |
| #12 | Ligma | 20% | 15 |
| #13 | Warcry | 11% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SPETSNAZ | 8 | 0.0110 |
| #2 | Animus | 4 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | mikejbe9 | 3 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | Rambro | 3 | 0.0057 |
| #5 | GC | 2 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GC | 139 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #2 | Animus | 119 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | SPETSNAZ | 97 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | M@XWELL | 67 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #5 | modiiBUYDOGGO | 58 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | modiiBUYDOGGO | +4.60 | 87 | 58 |
| #2 | M@XWELL | +3.78 | 70 | 74 |
| #3 | GC | +2.54 | 82 | 61 |
| #4 | SPETSNAZ | +1.81 | 77 | 59 |
| #5 | VeerG | -0.46 | 48 | 54 |





