








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 374 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 275 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 127 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3238 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,607 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3590 | 37% |
| Smokes | 2601 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1165 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 2251 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $986,537 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 666 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TYSON_32 | 59% | 27 |
| #2 | !Flawless | 52% | 46 |
| #3 | ☂RΞTARDED☂ | 51% | 35 |
| #4 | modiiBUYDOGGO | 51% | 106 |
| #5 | SPETSNAZ | 49% | 154 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | I Can't Carry | 39% | 41 |
| #12 | Sarmishra | 33% | 52 |
| #13 | Rambro | 31% | 137 |
| #14 | InderDace | 30% | 40 |
| #15 | Ligma | 28% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SPETSNAZ | 31 | 0.0095 |
| #2 | Rambro | 9 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Animus | 6 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | InderDace | 6 | 0.0073 |
| #5 | ☂RΞTARDED☂ | 6 | 0.0078 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SPETSNAZ | 384 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #2 | GC | 215 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #3 | Rambro | 158 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | modiiBUYDOGGO | 148 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | Animus | 136 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | modiiBUYDOGGO | +3.86 | 83 | 56 |
| #2 | ☂RΞTARDED☂ | +3.46 | 83 | 59 |
| #3 | GC | +2.93 | 88 | 58 |
| #4 | TYSON_32 | +2.45 | 68 | 64 |
| #5 | SPETSNAZ | +2.01 | 74 | 58 |





