








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 171 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 158 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2521 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,278 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2198 | 42% |
| Smokes | 1186 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1396 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 498 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,023,051 of utility $206 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 46 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Animus | 52% | 107 |
| #2 | SPETSNAZ | 50% | 54 |
| #3 | ☂RΞTARDED☂ | 47% | 15 |
| #4 | VeerG | 47% | 60 |
| #5 | kimi ka londa | 46% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | kimi ka londa | 46% | 78 |
| #6 | modiiBUYDOGGO | 46% | 46 |
| #7 | Zulmi_Sajan | 43% | 14 |
| #8 | Rambro | 40% | 48 |
| #9 | mikejbe9 | 39% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Animus | 10 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | SPETSNAZ | 8 | 0.0069 |
| #3 | VeerG | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Rambro | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | modiiBUYDOGGO | 2 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Animus | 211 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #2 | kimi ka londa | 171 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | SPETSNAZ | 140 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | VeerG | 113 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | modiiBUYDOGGO | 59 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☂RΞTARDED☂ | +3.91 | 81 | 59 |
| #2 | modiiBUYDOGGO | +3.08 | 77 | 54 |
| #3 | GC | +2.02 | 85 | 58 |
| #4 | SPETSNAZ | +1.50 | 74 | 54 |
| #5 | VeerG | -0.28 | 44 | 52 |





