








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 221 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 135 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1520 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,640 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1689 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1396 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2067 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1488 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $750,539 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 139 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | modiiBUYDOGGO | 64% | 28 |
| #2 | Sarmishra | 55% | 11 |
| #3 | GC | 52% | 107 |
| #4 | ☂RΞTARDED☂ | 52% | 27 |
| #5 | kimi ka londa | 45% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | SPETSNAZ | 42% | 62 |
| #8 | mikejbe9 | 38% | 29 |
| #9 | sne3Zy | 36% | 22 |
| #10 | Zulmi_Sajan | 33% | 12 |
| #11 | Rambro | 32% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SPETSNAZ | 7 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | ☂RΞTARDED☂ | 5 | 0.0086 |
| #3 | Rambro | 4 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | VeerG | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | GC | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GC | 258 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #2 | SPETSNAZ | 164 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #3 | kimi ka londa | 125 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | VeerG | 96 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | ☂RΞTARDED☂ | 75 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☂RΞTARDED☂ | +3.52 | 81 | 55 |
| #2 | modiiBUYDOGGO | +2.49 | 84 | 53 |
| #3 | GC | +1.98 | 85 | 59 |
| #4 | SPETSNAZ | +1.62 | 69 | 54 |
| #5 | VeerG | -0.36 | 50 | 52 |





